Dear (hello? Can you hear me?) Boy,

Just tuning in to let you know that your daughter and mine has developed a taste for dog food this morning. No matter how many times I have stopped her from playin in the bowl or had to actually scoop the nuggets out of her mouth and wash the foul smelling crumbs from her face, she frantically makes her way back to the bowl as soon as I remove her from the scene.

And I want you to know that I love you.

That's all.

-your lady

P.S. when you get this, will you please respond by listing 10 specific things that most make you feel loved and cared for. Thanks.